What men really want!

It is summer, yes summer. The bloody sun is right on top of us, and sucking right at our hydration. A simple breeze can be relieving. But heck! Its always HOT! But this part is manageable. The unbearable part comes in when I have to bear this summer, with a shit boring teacher, teaching me stuff, that looks as irrelevant as sex to an impotent. The fan is hardly whirring in circles for no purpose at all. So I dig into my bag and fish out an ELIXIR. Well, that 'elixir' wont make me immortal, it will only help me live. WATER. PRE-REFRIGIRATED WATER. REAL, NICE, COOL WATER. I take a mouthful of it. Mouthful? Bullshit! I almost finished it. After this real nice refreshment, I try to give the poor teacher some attention, he is supposed to deserve.

The First ten-twenty minutes passed away in a jiffy. Then comes the attack. A very cheap attack. Almost as cheap as the low blow. I feel something tingling under my abdomen. Some really weird sensation. I look down. DARN! ITS THE ATTACK OF THE PEE. Its a nightmare. I didnt know that the water would pass through all the infinte systems of my body and would wanna get out so soon! It would have been better if i were a baby or something. I can pee anywhere and could be shameless enough not to be bothered about it and if i were a baby, my mum would make me use DIAPERS.SCREWED SHIT!(check out the irony of the word).

I try to ease myself. I rock my self to and fro. I shake my legs in agitation. Nothing seems to work. The attack is very strong. The goddamn class is not getting over. I dont wanna interrupt the old fool, he seems in a bad temper. WHAT DO I DO? GOD!!

The urgency persists througout the class and then, ETERNITY! THE SOUND OF ETERNITY! THE COLLEGE BELL. Even before the teacher could leave, I shot out of the class and jumped across the stairs and ended up before my heaven, the WASHROOM.

AND THEN I RELIEVE MYSELF OF THE WHOLE TENSION. Ah! It feels so good. GOD! Out of all the pleasures a man feels, the eternity feel is that of peeing. I mean, its better than anything on earth. A man will trade all his riches for this one little pleasure. Now I come to think of it, I think Yudhishtir in Mahabharat actually wanted to pee bad when he bet his wife and family and all of it on a game that looks like Ludo to me. The pee can cause blunders in history. Why do drunk men drive like they do? Pee. Why do babies cry? Pee. Why do dogs lift their legs?Pee. Why do divorce take place?Pee. Well, I will have to expalin the last one. This is the scenario. Husband wants to pee. The wife is busy, taking her own sweet time in the bathroom. The husband cant take it. He goes and pees in the corner of the hall. Voila! Divorce.

So men generally, dont want cash or riches or sex, All they wanna do is pee.